i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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