Me. At least after what I've been through.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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