then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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