3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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