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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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