32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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