ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
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Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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