we're blogging at a bar
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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