all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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