So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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