I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The beer is more important than you right now.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Randomize