There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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