Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
