i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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