what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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