: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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