your room smells of hookers.
And success
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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