I'm jealous of your bromance
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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