Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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