I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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