Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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