Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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