I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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