There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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