no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Boobs are out for the taking
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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