Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Fuck me I smell like cheese
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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