...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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