Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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