he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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