Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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