BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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