ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
