Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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