Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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