The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
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