perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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