yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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