VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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