i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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