Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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