This girl is more easily done than said...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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