Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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