so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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