Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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