i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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