So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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