no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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