home. puking in laundry basket.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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