I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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