I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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