If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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