How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
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i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Fuck appropriateness.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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