Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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