It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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