So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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