Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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